The Rear-End is Near -- and Naked

This isn't funny but it's almost funny. It would be funny if nobody got hurt, and if nobody was crazy. And who knows. Maybe The End IS Near.

The Rear-End was near -- and it was naked. Here's the headline:

Naked Man Hit on I-20.

And what were his words before he removed his pants and was hit by a car?

The End is Near.

Oh my. You can find the story here.